First it was myself, lauren, emma, mcatee, stef and a few other random people at this house. Me stef, lauren, and mcatee were in a room picking up our old yearbooks and looking through them while emma was in the other room trying to do something. and mcatee says "emma's pretty cool" then i go "I fucking hate that bitch" (Cuz i really do) and lauren's like "be nice wah wah wah" so i'm looking at my old yearbooks and in each one i wrote: "stage 1" then whatever stage I was going through that time.
Anyways, then me stef and mcatee gather all the books up and take them to another room and on the way to the other room there's this guy sleeping and apparently we're supposed to go to disneyland but he's like let me take a nap first blah blah.
All of the sudden I'm on this medieval ship. I forget which country we're from (I didn't recognize anyone else on the ship), but we were on our way to meet up with another ship from France.
We went up and down these crazy mountains to meet them and then we did and talked blah blah then came back, then realized wait, we should go back and follow back behind them. So we went back and on the way were these crazy polar bears trying to attack us but we dodged them all crazy. So the french were on their way to our country (wherever that was) and we followed behind them. Back in our country we lived in this crazy royal house like in Marie Antoinette but half the people were dressed accordingly and others were dressed like they were from 2008, it was weird. I got in a quick swordfight with the captain of the french ship, but I cut my arm, so he went on to swordfight (playfully I guess) with the captain of my ship (who i later found out was my dad?).
I went inside the house and there were these girls and one of them was having their period and I had to call my maid to help her who was pissed and hated her job. I went upstairs and this guy from the other ship was trying to get inside the bathroom with another girl and some other weird shit, (i think he was the guy from the chronicals of narnia: prince caspian?)So i tried cleaning off my cut on my arm and out of no where a cop appears and he's wearing a white polo with black pants like an HB cop. And we see a man crawl out of the corner drenched and bleeding.
The man was the french captain and he said that when he was swordfighting with my captain, he had said that "if i accidentally get hurt I'm going to kill you." So me and the cop call for help and the french captain's family comes running up and hugging me all scared and then my phone rang and I woke up.
SO FUCKING CRAZY. someone interpret it for me.
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